If I didn’t have allergies, I wouldn’t be so sick all the time.
If I wasn’t sick all the time, I wouldn’t have to sleep half my day away.
If I didn’t have to sleep half my day away, I could get more work done.
If I could get more work done, I would make more money.
If I could make more money, I’d have time to work on fun projects.
But, I can’t work on fun projects, because I need to make more money.
I can’t make much money because I can’t get much work done in a day.
I can’t get as much work done as I need to because I sleep so much.
I sleep too much because I’m sick all the time.
I’m sick all the time because I have allergies.