People use their Twitter accounts for a wide variety of things. I like to use mine to post the haiku that pops into my head as I go through my day. I’ve been rather sick lately (but I’m not dying, don’t worry). The result is I have several haiku that are about being sick. If you are going to complain about something, you might as well do it in a creative way!

Please, kill more plant life
Don’t mind me, as I die from
Allergens in air
March 23, 2013

Mad at world today
Not sure if from allergies
Or from reading news
March 24, 2013

Going to sleep now
Absolutely exhausted
Can’t write anymore
March 25, 2013

Got attacked by plants
Allergy meds induced sleep
The flowers hate me
March 25, 2013

Rather depressing
When my allergies take out
Most of my day
March 25, 2013

Afflicted today
Borderline anemia
The world floats away
March 28, 2013

Still spacey today
Getting some writing work done
Productive… I guess
March 29, 2013

I’m falling asleep
Sitting at my computer
Trying to write more
March 29, 2013

Am losing my voice
Slowly been fading away
Past couple of days
April 4, 2013

Running a fever
This probably explains why
I’m writing so slow
April 4, 2013

May have beaten flu
Turning into bronchitis
I am not surprised
April 6, 2013

I ate some lettuce
Iceberg no longer is safe
Now on Benadryl
April 23, 2013

Starting to believe
I might be getting better
Did I beat this flu?
April 23, 2013

REALLY windy here
It is making me nervous
Therefore, I’m awake
April 23, 2013

Going to sleep now
Will wake up sick due to winds
Spreading dirt in air
April 23, 2013

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